👺 Once Upon a Time...

In the dark forest of Silicon Valley,
Apple unveiled the iPhone 17 Pro.
Sleek. Powerful. Precious.

The goblins watched from the shadows.

"MINE."

In the dead of night, tiny green hands
crept across the valley floor.
No alarm could stop them.
No Genius Bar could help you now.

They didn't want to take selfies.
They didn't want to call their mom.

Deep in the goblin caves,
the iPhone 17 Pro was reborn.
Cracked leather. Bone charms.
Skull buttons. War maps.

GOBLIN 5G was activated. ☠️

But $GOBLIN?
$GOBLIN is for everyone. 👺

Welcome to the cave.